HOW ACADEMIA WORKS

1. I write a poorly researched article that is little more than my first thoughts on a subject.
2. You write a poorly researched article that quotes my poorly researched article.
3. She writes a poorly researched article that quotes your poorly researched article quoting my poorly researched article.
4. He writes a poorly researched article that quotes her poorly researched article quoting your poorly researched article that quotes my poorly researched article.
5. We all get top grades for research in the government's assessment ... and change roles.