NUBILE NIHILISTS OF THE NORTH CIRCULAR

OK, I know I promised no more sexist postings in the small hours, but John Cooper Clarke was on my train home tonight.

The boys are on the wagon
The girls are on the shelf
Their common problem is
that they're not someone else
The dirt blows out
The dust blows in
You can't keep it neat
It's a fully furnished dustbin,
Sixteen Beasley Street

He got out at Colchester and did not give a performance.