21 July 2006

TOMMY SHERIDAN LATEST

"Of all the things about me the worst thing said was that I had sex on my wife's bed with another woman behind my wife's back." Does this involve a particularly painful feat of contortionism? Or have I missed the point?

3 comments:

Louisefeminista said...

Yes, but what was his wife doing while her back was turned? Missing out the acrobatics...
Grammar is soooo important, don't you think comrade Anderson?

Louisefeminista said...

Though on second thoughts... she may not have been missing out on the acrobatics. I'll draw you a diagram sometime about the possibilities of solving this conundrum

DC said...

I don't think she had her back turned necessarily, I understood it to mean that his wife was between him and the woman with whom he was having sex. She may have been facing him, or not.