Now, I hate to do this but … the royal baby is rather a long way distant as king or queen unless the proverbial bus does its business.
The new baby is third-in-line to the throne, after his great grandma, his granddad and his daddy.
This lot have got to die first:
HM the Q (1926-)
Prince Charles (1948-)
Prince William (1982-)
Now, given the longevity of the royal family and the quality of their private health care, it’s not mad to suggest that Prince William will die in 2083.
That means that the sprog accedes to the throne at the age of 70 and rules at the end of the 21st century.
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!